Chapter One:
The
Enemy of My Enemy
There was a time when being related to Lucifer was
enough to keep the proverbial wolves from the door. Judging by the
snarling bastard who stood over me, his meaty fist dotted with my
blood, those days were gone.
"Well, good morning to you too," I
mumbled, looking up through watering eyes. My nose throbbed
something awful.
The big bruiser--Marcus D'anatello--just smiled.
While a pretty big guy myself, certainly not lacking in the muscle
department, I had nothing on Marcus. Built like a Silverback
gorilla on steroids, he hovered over me, enjoying the moment. His
Armani-suited bulk blocked out what little light filtered between
the buildings. Fortunately for me, his bald head and pearly white
teeth provided enough to see by. I didn't like what I saw.
He gestured for me to get up, taking a short step
back to give me room. I did so, hesitantly, expecting to be hit
again. He surprised me.
Marcus and I had a history. It wasn't so long ago I
took a 2X4 to that gleaming dome of his. I dented it up pretty
damn good. Turns out, he's not the most forgiving of
fellows.
"What can I do for you, Marcus?" I asked, not really
expecting an answer which didn't involve his
fists.
"It's not what you can do for him, Mr. Trigg, but
what you can do for Baalth," a reserved, measured voice answered
from behind Marcus.
I peered around D'anatello's hulking shoulder to see
an older man striding toward us. My stomach tightened into a hard
knot as I recognized him; Alexander Poe, Baalth's psychic
enforcer. Dressed conservatively in an understated gray suit, a
look of solemn determination etched into his face. I knew then it
was business, not personal. Something was going
down.
"Where's the bitch?" Marcus asked, the smile gone,
his eyes feral.
As a modern man, relatively speaking, I've known many
women who would have stood up and declared themselves the bitch he
was looking for. However, I knew the instant he asked he could
only be looking for Scarlett. Only she would be so willfully
spiteful as to rattle the cage of a demon as powerful as Baalth.
"Why, you looking to get lucky?" It wasn't like I
felt the need to protect Scarlett, she could take care of
herself--being an angel tended to help in that department--it just
went against my nature to give in to
bullies.
The blur of Marcus's fist smashed into my forehead
before I even saw it. I heard the meaty thunk, rather than felt
it, when my head collided with the brick wall. A whirl of stars
filled my vision as the pain caught up to me. I slid to the ground
and dropped unceremoniously onto my ass. Immediately I felt the
knot growing in the center of my forehead, easily the size of a
golf ball already. I imagined I looked like a retarded
unicorn.
"Once more, where's the bitch?"
I looked up at Marcus, or at least tried to; my eyes
wouldn't uncross. I rubbed them to quell their revolt and through
the blur, I saw the bruiser pull his fist back
again.
"All right, all right." I chose the better part of
valor. I may not like bullies, but I'm no martyr. You gotta
choose your battles. This wasn't one I was willing to take on.
Besides, it's not like I knew anything. "I don't know where she
is."
It wasn't like Scarlett and I were friends. Cousins?
Yes, but friends was a stretch. In my book, she wasn't a whole
hell of a lot better than the big ape in front of me, but she
served her purpose. Had I known where she was, I probably would
have given her up.
Not liking my answer, Marcus reared back to hit me
again. Normally, I would have just shot him and saved us both the
grief; me from having to take a beating and him from having to
live with all that anger rattling around inside. I'd have been
doing him a favor, but I promised Abraham I'd play nice with
Baalth. My shooting his goon would violate the old guy's trust no
matter how good it would feel. So, I tucked my chin and waited for
the hammer to fall. Abraham would be so proud. Yay
me.
"Leave him be," Poe interrupted. "He's telling the
truth."
As a Mentalist whose power few humans could match,
Poe knew I wasn't lying. Though he wasn't able to read my mind, my
devilish genetics distorting his readings, he could still pull off
a surface scan which told him all he needed to know. It worked
better than any lie detector I'd ever
seen.
Marcus growled like a dog who didn't want to
relinquish a bone. I could almost see the rusty wheels in his head
spinning as he mulled over his options. None of them were good for
me.
Poe's icy eyes narrowed. "We're done here, Mr.
D'anatello." He laid a narrow hand on Marcus's shaking arm when
the big man didn't respond. "Now is not the time for your personal
vendetta." There was a finality in his voice which was hard to
ignore.
Marcus huffed and lowered his fist with reluctance.
He glared at me, straightening his tie unconsciously. It looked
more like he was strangling it. "You'll be seeing me again,
Trigg."
"Always a pleasure." I tried to give him a welcoming
smile, but judging from the look on his face I missed my mark. I
probably should have kept my tongue in my mouth.
He backed up about ten feet, his cold eyes on me the
whole time, then turned and stormed out of the alley. Poe cast one
last piercing glance my direction before he strolled off after
Marcus.
Once they were gone, I pulled myself to my feet with
a grunt. My head still throbbed on both sides. I ran my hand
across the back of my shaved head and felt a small cut dribbling
with blood, but nothing major. I then touched the knot on my
forehead and hissed. That was a good one. The bastard hit like a
freight train. The things I do for
people.
"You better be happy, Abraham," I shouted, my voice
echoing down the alley.
"I'm sure he is, Frank."
I jumped when I heard the voice, and whirled about
drawing my chromed .45 from the small of my back. I lowered it as
soon as I saw the golden mane and grinning face of the angel it
framed. "Goddamn it, Scarlett! Don't do
that."
"Wow, a gun. That would have come in handy a minute
ago." She smirked, clearly having witnessed Marcus's assault. The
one I'd taken on her behalf. I could feel my anger welling up as I
stared at her.
She leaned casually against the wall, her lithe
figure defined by the skin-tight leather outfit she wore. Cousin
or not, I couldn't help but follow the swollen trail of her V-neck
blouse, her breasts a sight to behold. I have to give it to God he
knew how to make 'em. How could I be mad at
those?
I slipped my gun back into my waistband and pulled my
shirt out to cover it. It helped to cover everything else, as
well. What can I say? I'm easily
aroused.
"Oh, and don't use the Lord's name in vain. He
doesn't like it," She warned, her palm absentmindedly fondling the
hilt of her sword, Everto Trucido, loosely translated as Demon
Slayer. I looked away from the mesmerizing sight of her hand
sliding up and down the pommel, trying to keep my thoughts in
check. Having seen the blade in action, I didn't want to be on the
receiving end of it. It lived up to its
name.
I couldn't, however, pass up an opportunity to give
her grief. "What's he gonna do, strike me down?" I raised my arms
and looked up to the heavens,
chuckling.
Her eyes narrowed and the smile dropped from her
face. I stifled my laughter and lowered my arms, not wanting to
upset her more than I already had. The last thing I needed was to
add a pissed off angel to my list of enemies. I might not get
along with her all that well, but barring what I'd do if I found
her gagged and tied to a bed I sure didn't want to go to war with
her. I think the worst part was she knew I could say whatever I
wanted and God wouldn't do anything. He wasn't around to do
anything.
You see, about fifty years ago, the Almighty and
Lucifer had a sit down. Weary of the battle for the hearts and
souls of humanity, they decided they'd had enough. They wanted
an end to the war. Rather than raze existence and start fresh,
they decided humanity had, for the most part, come into its own
and had too much history and character to simply be wiped away. I
guess they felt pity for the chess board pieces they battled over
for so long. So instead, they chose to abandon it, letting it
evolve as it would. An instant after they made their decision,
they disappeared into the void, leaving the whole of creation
behind.
The consequences of which were devastating. Connected
to God in a way no other creature could claim, the angels were hit
the hardest. It was as if the most important part of them had been
ripped away, a festering black abyss left rotting in its place.
Many went insane. As for the rest, well, let's just say there are
varying degrees of insanity.
I could see the strain in Scarlett's eyes, their
perfect green suffering from the loss of her Lord; herself. Her
hand shook as it clutched the pommel of her sword, her knuckles
white. I could see the tenseness in her shoulders, the quivering
of her lip. Under the circumstances, I did what any gentleman
would do for a woman whose whole world, whose life, whose very
existence was crumbling down around her.
I changed the subject.
"So, what'd you do to piss off
Baalth?"
She glowered at me, putting her hands on her hips. I
could tell she wasn't sad anymore. The snarl on her face kind of
gave that away.Mission accomplished.
"I meted out some divine retribution," she replied
her voice tinged with frost.
"Can you be more
specific?"
She huffed. "I intercepted a shipment of guns last
night."
I shook my head. "So, we're talking about the
five-alarm fire at the railyard which wiped out at least twenty
warehouses as well as having destroyed two cargo trains and caused
a handful of deaths?"
She shrugged. "What was I supposed to do? Let them
deliver the guns so Baalth's men can use them to kill innocent
people?"
"I didn't say all that." Subtlety was a
foreign concept to Scarlett. "I just don't think it makes a lot of
sense for you to go burning down the city. You're drawing
attention to yourself and that's not
good."
"Why not?" She puffed her ample chest out. "The
humans need to know."
I tore my eyes from her cleavage and gathered my
thoughts, yanking them from out of the gutter. Puppies and
kittens, puppies and kittens. "What do they need to know? That God
and the Devil have gone on permanent vacation? That they've left
humanity to the mercy of a bunch of crazed angels and bloodthirsty
demons who want nothing more than to bring about
Armageddon?"
"Yes, exactly."
I rubbed my temples. "We"ve been over this a thousand
times, Scarlett. If the humans knew what was really going on
there'd be wholesale panic, chaos. They'd start killing each other
in the streets, destroying everything they could get their hands
on. You'd be helping the pro-Armageddon forces bring about the end
if that happened. Is that what you really
want?"
"Would it be so bad?" I could see the weariness, the
loneliness wearing on her, the emptiness welling up to moisten her
eyes.
"You're starting to sound like Gabriel."
She wrinkled her nose at me. "I'm not suggesting we
help bring it about like he would want, but maybe oblivion isn't
such a bad alternative."
"How can nothingness be cruel?" I quoted the immortal
words of Bayou poet, Dax Riggs.
She gave me a gentle smile. It made my crotch tingle.
"The truth is I'm not ready to not exist yet." I
didn't think she was either. "Besides, it's not our place to make
these kinds of decisions. It's way above my pay grade, for sure.
God should be the one to say whether or not to pull the plug on
existence. He willed this mess into existence so it's His job to
clean it up."
She threw her arms up. "He's not around to make that
decision."
I played my ace. "Don't you think He'd have wiped it
all out before He left if that was what was in His heart?" I
danced on the inside when I saw her resistance
crumble.
"I guess you're right." She had a hard time admitting
that, her voice slow to mouth the
words.
I resisted the urge to rub it in. "Yeah, so how about
we try to minimize the collateral damage and only burn down five
warehouses next time, huh?" I tried to look compassionate. She
probably just thought I had gas. "Oh, and maybe lay off Baalth a
little bit too. I don't need his goons pounding my head in every
time you decide to go vigilante."
"Get over it." She poked my forehead, the knot
already gone. "It's not like they can hurt
you."
That wasn't entirely accurate. I could be hurt just
like anyone else. I still felt pain. I could bleed, break a limb,
have my head cracked open, jaw busted; I just healed fast. That
and I can't be killed by any weapon forged by human hands. I
guessed that was what she was talking about. She was still wrong
though.
"I just don't appreciate
it."
She rolled her eyes. "Well, I'm off to do some good
for the world. Are you on your way to visit the Super Friends at
the Halls of Justice?"
"The fact you know who the Super Friends are
frightens me." I shook my head. "And it's called work. You should
try it sometime."
Scarlett laughed. "To each their own." She spun
around and gave me a lazy wave as she strutted down the
alley.
I can't say I was sad to see her leave but I sure
liked watching her go, or however that song went. Leather does a
body good.
After she was gone, I gave myself a minute to get
everything composed then went off in search of some hot coffee. If
my early morning encounters were any indication as to how the rest
of my day would go, I was gonna need some caffeine.